The wait is officially over. If you’ve been lurking in the comments of The Corny Show or watching the chaos unfold in Rebound Regrets, it’s time to stop being a spectator and start being a participant. We are officially launching Fan Bundles—your all-access pass to the most unhinged, anthropomorphic characters in the digital multiverse.
Whether you need a roast that hits too close to home or a hype-up speech from a basketball with a temper, we’ve got exactly what you’re looking for.
What is a Fan Bundle?
We’ve simplified everything. No more complex checkout flows or endless forms. We’ve cut the friction down to just an email and a payment method so you can get your fix faster. Once you secure your bundle, we’ll reach out to you directly to get the details we need to make your custom content perfect.
Each digital bundle is packed with three exclusive items:
• 🎬 Personalized AI Video: The character of your choice will look you in the eye and say your name. Whether it’s a birthday shoutout, life advice, or a savage roast, it’s 100% custom-rendered for you.
• ✉️ Direct Email from the Character: Get a message sent straight from the character’s “desk.” Expect the same raw, unfiltered attitude you see in our episodes.
• 📸 Exclusive Digital Postcard: A high-resolution collector’s card to prove you’re part of the inner circle.
Meet the Lineup
The Corny Fan Bundle
The star of The Corny Show is officially for hire. Corny is ready to deliver that “main character energy” directly to your inbox. Need him to find out if your man is cheating or tell your boss to shove it? Corny doesn’t have a filter, and he certainly doesn’t have a “polite” setting.
The Hoopito Fan Bundle
Straight from the court of Rebound Regrets, Hoopito is bringing the violence. This bundle is high-octane and high-intensity. If you aren’t ready to play in the big leagues, stay off the court—because Hoopito is known for “rebounding” lives and slapping cameras. It’s the ultimate hype (or hurt) for any true fan.
The Popcornina Fan Bundle
For those who prefer a little glamour with their “brainrot,” Popcornina is opening up her inner circle. It’s all the sparkles, all the drama, and all the bestie energy you could ever want, without the actual social interaction.
How to Get Yours
We’re keeping it “low-friction.”
1. Visit ReelsOfThings.com/shop.
2. Pick your character and hit checkout.
3. Check your inbox. We’ll email you immediately to ask what you want your character to say.
Stop watching from the sidelines. The multiverse is calling—how are you going to answer?
