She went viral for being bold, glamorous, and just a little too friendly with the fruit bowl. Now the teenage banana girl from that infamous reel has her own merch — and it’s dripping with attitude. Literally.
Introducing the Sloptimus Prime Tee: a front-facing glam banana with lashes, lipstick, and a signature drool that says “I’m not shy, I’m iconic.” Whether you laughed, gasped, or hit replay, this shirt lets you wear the moment.
Perfect for fans of fruity chaos, meme culture, or anyone who loves a good scandal in cotton. On sale now for just $15 — grab yours before she peels out.
